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tastefullyoffensive:

"Hey Mom! Pthlpthbbbbt." (10 seconds later)

[photo by anton belovodchenko]

arielsara

Brickflow: Run Your Tumblog with Ease.

danapolis:

sgtsweetcheeks:

weshallbekind:

nsome:

Brickflow analyzes your Tumblr blog and automatically gives you the best photos that fit your style. You choose the ones you like and publish with a click.

So this is actually pretty cool guys, it just finds people you will like and reblogs stuff from them!

isn’t this like…. using tumblr without having to use tumblr???

i must say, it seems to work pretty well

(via laughterkey)

4gifs:

Internet fights. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dutchster)

Just so perfect

(Source: robertdowneyjrs, via fuckloadofquiche)

slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

(via fuckloadofquiche)

laughterkey:

politicsprose:

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

Every busker needs an animal. Available for pre-order.

Raaaaaaachelllllll ( unicornery )

Hearing back from a publicist with good news about a show I’m dying to go to

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(via dutchster)